Group D for Death?

The 2018 World Cup Draw Results are out and Nigerians are already in tears for fear of the fate that awaits our Super Eagles who have been fixed in the same group as Argentina.

The same Argentina Lionel Messi plays for.

The same Argentina that Nigeria has lost to in group stages four times in the history of the competition.

And the same Argentina that lost 4-2 to Nigeria in a World Cup friendly match that Messi missed.

This tweet pretty much sums up how we all feel about the fixtures:

https://twitter.com/KingAbsolute_/status/936642016578097152

 

The Experience is live!

You can still make it to the biggest gospel concert in Africa if you set out now.

If quality worship and praise is your thing, then the 12th edition of The Experience has a lot in store.

Micah Stampley, Travis Greene, Tope Alabi, Donnie McClurkin, Eben, Frank Edwards, Chioma Jesus, Nathaniel Bassey, Midnight Crew, Don Moen, Tim Godfrey, Onos, Beejay Sax, Sonnie Badu…

Oh, you said we should stop abi!

Okay, just get going now.

 

It looks like Aso Rock rats have gone international

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These may be signs that the world will soon be overrun by mice or the people in charge of upkeep at presidential buildings are no longer doing their jobs.

Months after we received shocking and ridiculous news about rat infestation at President Buhari’s Aso Rock office, Donald Trump’s White House has received its share of mice action.

White House’s Navy mess food service area and Situation Room is said to be infiltrated with cockroaches, bugs, mice and is faced with overflowing toilets and leaking ceilings.

Errrr! We don’t think our Aso Rock is as bad.

 

Even the Presidency recognises legend

“Presidency Nigeria‏Verified account @NGRPresident President congratulates and on their big wins at the . The President joins their teeming fans in Nigeria and across the world in celebrating the highly-deserved recognition.

“>@ProfOsinbajo Once again the talents, hardwork and enterprise of our youth have been celebrated on the world stage. Congratulations to and You make us proud!”

But when will the presidency make us all proud?

Change your church!

There is a growing disregard for churches and pastors on social media and this Twitter user introduced a new twist to it:

“>@TayeOlusola Church needs N2m to build toilet, they call for fund raising… Member needs N2m for kidney transplant, they call for prayer“

But some of the replies he got are unexpected:

“GerrardsLove‏ @utchaycynthia Replying to